♪ Theme song! ♪
♪ Cupcake and Dino Cupcake and Dino-o-oh ♪
♪ General Services that's what we do, we do ♪
♪ Cupcake and Dino Cupcake and Dino-o-oh ♪
♪ General Services and here's my bro ♪
-♪ We'll groom your pets! ♪ -♪ We'll mop your floor! ♪
♪ We'll deliver ninjas to your door ♪
♪ Cupcake and Dino Cupcake and Dino-o-oh ♪
♪ General Services ♪
These posters were a great idea, Dino!
Just the thing to end our general services slump!
Aw, thanks, Cup.
Well, I never would've thought of them without... paper.
'Cause you need paper to make a poster. Props to paper. Paper.
[pop music playing]
-What is that super-catchy ear worm?! -Ah! Let's walk towards it and find out.
♪ Well if your teeth are janky give 'em a break ♪
♪ See Dr. Boffy and put braces on your face ♪
♪ Braces ♪
Oh-ho-ho! Dino, that orthodontist's jingle is so catchy.
It makes we wanna buy teeth.
-What a sales pitch! -I need braces!
-I love Dr. Boffy. -[door chiming]
Oh, it's so much catchier than our poster. Do something, poster!
-You know what we need? -A wish? Oh! Lunch? Oh! A second wish!
-Our own a-jingle. -[scratching]
-You're making a wish, aren't you? -Yeah, but just for lunch. I'm hungry.
-You hungry? -We're in a grocery store.
-You're literally surrounded by food. -Wish granted!
[clanging]
[blowing softly]
[hollow tapping]
Okay, I think we're in tune. Lay some flute on me, Dino.
-[high-pitched whistle] -Nice tone. Okay, try another note.
[discordant whistle]
I like where you're headed, but push yourself.
-We need to wow people with our jingle. -Ahem.
[plays a note]
That's our sound! Let's put it to tape and get it out to the world!
Ladies and guentle... gentlemen, thanks for coming to our listening party!
My pleasure. Especially if we can sneak in a game of Monsters and Moats after.
I brought the 47-sided dice.
Now, without further ado, I present our brand-new jingle
that will definitely revolutionize general service promotion, for sure.
[Cupcake] Dear diary, I've never told anyone this before, but I talk to books--
-Whoops! That is nothing! -[rewinding]
[flute and percussions]
-Services! -What?
-Generally! -Who?
-Cup and Dino! -When?
-Always, man. -Always, man!
-Always, man!! -[dissonant music]
Please!
-Oh, no. It's terrible, isn't it? -I'll field this one.
That was the most painful thing I've sat through in my entire life!
And I used to change Uncle Chance's diapers.
Mo-o-om!
♪ Cup and Dino here we are Cup and Dino there we go ♪
Good one. How about this?
-♪ Cu-up and Dino... ♪ -What about:
-♪ Cup and Dino don't know how to sing ♪ -I don't know, Hugo.
Maybe we should give up on the jingles and stick to posters from now on.
[ukulele music]
Aw, don't tell me they dropped another sick Dr. Boffy jingle?!
Hey, Vicky, did you see anyone playing music around here, like, 2 seconds ago?
Vicky! How could we forget you're such a fantastic uke-plucker?
Oh!! It was Vicky! I forgot to look down,
into her hands, where she's holding a ukulele.
-But now it's all clear. -What do you want?
Will you please play on our new general services jingle? Please?! Please?!
-Oh, please! Please, Vicky, will you? -Please?! Please?!
Sure. I'd do anything for you guys.
Oh, yeah? Then I'd also like to be the mayor of Big City for one year.
-Sure. -Really?
No. Not at all. Ha-ha. Mayor psych.
Whoo! Ukin' ain't easy, baby.
-Oh, but it must be so rewarding. -This is Gene Nuts,
saying we'll be right back after this message from Cupcake and Dino!
Okay, this is it. Let us know what you think.
-Except for you, Grandma. -I get it.
[Dino] ♪ You got a dog to walk or a toilet to fix ♪
[Cupcake] ♪ Your fridge is on the fritz or your house losing bricks ♪
[both] ♪ Call the two hot hunks that'll free you up ♪
♪ General Services man with Dino and Cup ♪
-So? -Huzzah, boys!
-Surprisingly amazing! -Really?! Cup, we're a hit!
All thanks to Vicky.
Couldn't have done it without you guys! Or maybe I could've.
Now that the jingle's done,
can I suggest we draw our sceptres for a little Monsters and Moats?
-[phone buzzing] -Cupcake and Dino: General Services.
Huh? Yes. No. Okay! That was Gene Nuts from Big City Radio.
The station's being flooded with calls about the jingle!
So, what general service does he want us to do?
None. He wants you to perform your song in front of the whole town!
-It's a hit! -[wild cheering]
-Oh yeah! -Yeah!
Yeah! I can't believe it!!
Yeah!!
Okay, well, yeah, let's do that, then.
[crowd chanting] Cup and Dino! Cup and Dino!
Wow! This is wild!
Look at all the merchandise Hugo's selling,
and we haven't even played a single note yet!
Sirs, I told them I know you and now they want to keep me!!!
Aw, that's nice. Have fun, Hugo!
Hey. You guys are, like, the best. I'm, like, your #1 fan.
Mind if we hang off you for a bit?
Just bask in the glow of a couple of real celebs? It'd mean a lot.
Us?! I mean, sure.
-[Nuts] Check, check. Hello? -Oh! This is it, Dino. You ready?
-No. -Oh, these celebs.
So cool under pressure. So above us normal folk.
Now, from cleaning your toilets to breaking your hearts,
here's... Cupcake and Dino!!!
[crowd cheering]
♪ You got a dog to walk or a toilet to fix ♪
♪ Your fridge is on the fritz or your house losing bricks ♪
♪ Call the two hot hunks that'll free you up ♪
♪ General Services man with Dino and Cup ♪
[all] Cup and Dino! Cup and Dino!
Yes!! I always knew they'd be huge!
[crowd cheering]
[crowd still cheering]
Ha-ha. You're so cute, D-Dawg. How do you do it?
-What inspires you to rock? -Well, breakfast is huge, you know.
Can't say enough about breakfast. I also love posters, putting 'em up.
But, no, I'll say breakfast. Final answer.
Totally. Yeah, yeah. I mean, we're into breakfast too. Right, hens?
-Yeah, yeah, yeah. -For sure, love the stuff. Love it.
Oh, this is the life, Dino.
We're big stars, recording big songs...
Oh-ho! We even got our new merch!
Cup and Dino pillows! Cup and Dino toilet plungers!
Cup and Dino bread... Who wants? Who... who wants?
-[all] Me, me, me, me, me, me, me! -Oh!
-Thank you! -Pretty sweet, Cup.
I just wish Vicky and Hugo were here to enjoy it with us. Where are those two?
[pounding]
Yes...?
Hey. Cup and Dino's best friends here
to pick them up for Monsters and Moats night with Hugo!
Will we be monsters, or will we be moats? TBD!
Aw, that's cute. But no. They're not interested. Sorry. Byyeee.
-What? -[Dino] Who's at the door?
[hen] Uh, kids... selling... magazine... subscriptions.
-[beeping] -Ah! My official Cupcake and Dino brand
timepiece reminding us to record our next hit.
-Crank it up, sassy guy! -You heard the watch!
Now, where's Vicky and her uke? We need a new hook!
Uh.... she said...
she couldn't make it, so...
You guys don't need help! You're stars now!
Here, do something with this music stick!
-[blows a note] -Whoo-hoo! Rock'n'roll!!
[Cupcake watch] Time to play Monsters and Moats
with your number-one pals, you lil' stinker!
-[Hugo sighing] -It's okay, Hugo. I'll play with you.
Aw, thanks, Vicky. I guess you can borrow Dino's gaming cape.
Nope. Not a chance.
What? Well, how will I know who you are?
[Nuts] Coming soon, soon, soon! Your favourite Big City beauties
blasting out your eardrums live, live, live!
Playing their hot, sick new single, single, single...
Be there, there, there!
Or don't! But hope you make it!
[crowd] Cup and Dino! Cup and Dino!
[Cupcake and Dino] Services! What? Generally! Whoo-hoo!
Guys, I'm not sure we should go out there and play this.
-Oh, come on, it sounds great. -So great.
Check it out: the latest Cup and Dino merch!
Only buy Cupcake and Dino brand underwear!
Eat bread!
-[hen] So handsome. -Uh...
don't you think these are a little lame?
-Uh... -[all] Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Just a second ago, you said you loved them!
[all] Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah...
Are you guys just saying yes to everything?
-[all] Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah... -Yeah, say yes.
-Oh, Cup, I really miss Vicky and Hugo. -Me too.
I don't think trusting these Yes Hens was the best idea.
[Dino doll] We're a lot of fun. Visit our paying website to learn more.
[clicking on screen]
[crowd] Cup and Dino! Cup and Dino!
-Cup and Dino! Cup and Dino! -[wild cheering]
Fans! We can't do our new song! We really can't! It's-it's terrible.
But we'll do a new new song.
For two special friends we miss very much.
-[soft R&B music] -[beatboxing]
♪ Vicky girl ♪
♪ And Hugo boy ♪
-♪ We miss you ♪ -[reverb] ♪ We miss you ♪
♪ Ooh ooh ooh ♪
♪ We got caught up in something big baby ♪
-♪ But we're sorry ♪ -[reverb] ♪ Sorry ♪
♪ Please come back to us ♪
♪ 'Cause sorry's what we a-are ♪
♪ Sorriest by fa-a-ar ♪
♪ We made a real big mess on the dummy express ♪
♪ But we're coming back around coming coming back around now ♪
♪ Choo-choo ♪
♪ We are so so sorry ♪
♪ Choo-choo ♪
♪ We are so so sorry ♪
♪ Choo-choo ♪
♪ We are so so sorry ♪ ♪ Choo-choo ♪
♪ We are so so sorry ♪
-♪ We are so so sorry ♪ -[beatboxing]
-Ah... -Sort of fell apart at the end,
-but you see what we were going for. -[crowd booing]
-Think our plan worked, Dino? -Become insufferable pop stars,
alienating all our friends? Yes! Oh, the new plan? No, I'm not sure.
-[Vicky] Hey, guys! -Oh, you guys are back!
-Oh, you're back! -Oh, yes! We missed you!
-Oh, we missed you so much! -We loved the...
Oh, I'm not gonna sugarcoat it.
We hated the song, but we love the message.
Alright, this is gonna be easy. Sorry for being everything we just were.
What can we do to make it up to you guys?
[Dino] ♪ Coming back around-- ♪
-Tough, but fair. -Now, who's ready for Monsters and Moats?
Alright! I get first 32 rolls!
Aw... Okay.
Oh! Still no. No way.
If she's not wearing it, can... can I lose the cape too? It's kind of itchy.
Not a chance.
♪ I dig all this digging that I diggidy-do ♪
♪ I got dirt in my ears and I... ♪ What's that, Hugo?!!
-Um, I didn't say anything, Dino. -No, thanks!
-Dinner sounds good, though! -Yes! Dino, we found it! Our time capsule!
I knew it was right here! Roughly. In this approximate area.
-Yeah... I knew it. -What's that?!
-Speech! Speech! Do a speech! -Okay, okay.
Four score and several haircuts ago,
we buried some valuable belongings in the ground.
Keepsakes of a forgotten time!
And now we will see what was relevant to our lives...
six... months... ago.
Huh.
-A flashlight. -Oh, hats off to the battery company.
Ah, my Ladies of Bowling trading cards.
-All the best, Ginny Pins. -Oh! My black-market magic flute!
[blowing] Still doesn't work.
-Hmm. What are these? -I dunno.
-Let me read like a guy who's in a rush. -[mumbling]
Whoa! Cup, these are our birth certificates!
Really? Let me read like that. [mumbling]
Ah! You're right!
Boy, I can't believe how young we were when we were born.
Wait, sirs. [mumbling]
[gasping] If these official documents are correct,
which I assume they are because they're official,
it says here that Dino is older than Cupcake!
Whaaaaaaaaat?!!
Me?! But I always thought you were the older brother, Cup.
-So did I. -I mean, you're the responsible one.
Wow! I guess I'll have to reorganize my perception of you both in my head.
Okay, I'm good. Now, who wants pizza?!
-Dino? -No time, young guys.
I'm older than I was a minute ago.
That means I have to learn what it means to be a grown up!
Cupcake, Hugo, I'm off to learn how to be... an adult!!
Are you gonna finish that pizza?
Alright, time to study the most adulty adults I know.
[soft jazzy music]
[no audible dialogue]
-[sighing] -[chiming]
Hey, Cup. Whatcha doing?
Dino left me a note asking me to meet him here at 1400 hours.
[sniffing] Smells like lime zest and hickory.
So grown-up! He sure is taking this adult thing seriously.
[Dino] Wermp, wermp.
Ta-dah! I... am an adult. Ah...
Dino, is that... What are you doing?
Please, Cupcake, call me Mr. Dino Dinosaur.
I'm out for a Sunday drive in my car, of course. Ah...
It's Tuesday and that's our bike with cardboard taped to it.
Wh-wh-what's with the "ahs"?
It makes me sound like I've been through a lot.
Which I have, because I'm older than I was. No good?
-[both] No good. -Oh... Oh, boy. Is that good?
Boys?! What did you do to my lawn?!! It looks like a piece of Swiss cheese!
And I don't even want to know what it tastes like.
-Uncle Chance! I-I can explain! -No!
Cupcake... allow me.
Boop-boop.
I take full responsibility for the holes in your lawn, good sir, and I apologize.
It was I who dug them, hence it is I who will make right by them.
Because that's the adult thing to do.
Wow. I'm impressed.
You're acting so... mature.
He said I'm mature. Check this out, Uncle Chance. Argh!!
Some tightness in the shoulders, hey, buddy?
Workin' on it.
It seems like you've turned over a new leaf here.
But leaves won't fill these holes in my lawn.
I'll have it done for you in a jiffy. "Leaf" it to me.
-Very droll. Very droll. -I have an idea!
Maybe we could consider it a general service to, uh--
Absolutely not. But if you guys want work,
there's always plenty to do at the grocery store.
Nah. We'd rather do anything but--
I'm your man, Uncle Chance. It would be an adult honour.
But first, these holes won't fill themselves. Hugo!
My dirt jacket.
[ringing] [clanging]
[gasping] Wake up, Dino! Ugh, I had this nightmare where you were this old...
Dino? Ah! He never wakes up before me. Ah! Where's that music coming from?
-[Muzak playing] -There he is.
-Hey, Dino! -Ahem.
[sighing] Mr. Dino Dinosaur.
-What are you doing up so early? -Good morrow, Cupcake.
I'm just getting a jump on the day. Did you know if you get up early enough,
a big ball of fire rises out of the earth and lights up the sky?
-Uh, you mean the sun? -You did know. Yeah.
See, I still have a lot of catching up to do on this older-person stuff.
-Lots to learn! -Wow! Mr. Dino Dinosaur!
Great job on the new store layout! This is brilliant!
Thank you, Uncle Chance.
The secret is working constantly as an adult.
Well, now that you're older than Cup,
you're first in line to take over the grocery store when I retire.
So keep up the good work and there could be big rewards.
And by that, I mean the store I mentioned.
-Ah! The store he mentioned. -Ha! I can't believe he actually thinks
you'd be interested in taking over the grocery store.
I know, right! Wait, why's that?
Because it's lame, Dino. We're all about the cool-guy times:
Hanging out, bro to bro, general services, sunglasses, the like!
But wouldn't running the store be fun too? I mean, it has job security, dental,
snacks I eat in secret. Oh, wait, I just told you about 'em.
-It sounds pretty good to me, Cup. -I guess you have a decision to make.
Have perfect endless fun with your perfect endless bro, or -
and let me say yuck to embellish my point -
work here doing the same boring day-to-day stuff forever!
Yuuuck!
So what is it gonna be, Mr. Dino... And he's gone.
[Cupcake] Oh, come on!!
Yuck.
-[whistling] -Dino? What are you doing in the garbage?
One of our customers lost her bus pass in the store. Trying to find it for her.
Figured I'd colour-coordinate the garbage for the garbage lady while I was here.
Whaaaat...? You need to take a break
from all this old-person responsibility stuff and have some fun!
Hey, anyone, for a-tennis?
Oh! I love tennis! Hit the ball, hit it back, hit it again.
Hit it wrong. So good. But I think old people are into squash.
Or shuffleboard. Do you have a shuffleboard racquet?
-Um, no. -Then I'll just keep working, yeah.
Good seeing you, though. All the best.
Oh! In all my years, no one's ever taken the time to colour-coordinate the trash.
You don't know what this means to me, sir.
Thank you, fellow adult.
[sighing]
Stupid old-age grocery-store responsibility.
I can have fun by myself!
[grunting] Ta!
-There can be no winner in this. -Ta!
I dunno. I'm impressed.
[sighing] Good game.
"Thanks."
-Horseradish. -[beeping]
-Bread. -[beeping]
-Turkey. -[beeping]
Ooh. Someone's having a sandwich later.
Uncle Chance!! You gotta help me!!
What is it, Cup? I'm building a lunch story here.
-And we are gettin' into the third act. -It's Dino.
Ever since he started acting like an adult, he never has fun anymore.
-Oh, come on. -[beeping]
Look, you could stand to take a page from his book.
Tapioca pudding! Unexpected twist.
Please, Uncle Chance! I need my brother back.
This meal is to be continued.
Why are we crawling, Cup?
Shhh! I want you to see Dino in his new natural habitat.
Looks good to me. Mature, refined, meticulous.
-I appreciate his ethic. -Wait, wait, wait. Look closer.
[groaning] ♪ Dusting this raisin aisle ♪
♪ Making it neat ♪
♪ Sensible shoes on my old person feet ♪
Oh, yuck! You're right, Cup.
It's like he went into a time machine,
pushed the "way later" button, and it broke real bad.
We gotta get the old Dino back. And by that I mean young Dino. But how?!
Follow me, Cup. I have a plan.
Ha-ha!
Or maybe let's go the other way.
-Oh, the way we came. -Yeah. It's the only way out.
Okay.
And that's my store-innovations proposal, all done!
-Thanks, old Dino. -♪ Yo ♪
♪ Wikka-wikka What's up Dino ♪
♪ Look what we have, it's a b-b-ball ♪
Will I throw it? Huh. Will I kick it? Heh.
Who knows?! That's a ball!
It is great to take the time to play. And I'm old as dirt.
Life is made better by having a ball!
I'm surprised they asked for my help.
I'm actually just trying to decide what I'm gonna steal from your headquarters.
Dino, being older doesn't mean you can't have fun.
-Look at these guys. So much fun! -[panting]
C'mon, Dino. What do you say? Come play with me? I miss my best bro.
I appreciate you all taking the time,
but I'm very serious about being a mature, responsible adult.
I'm Dr. Dino Dinosaur now.
Recently gave myself a degree.
-Ooh! A doctor! -Grandma Steak!
I just don't have time for fun and games anymore.
Sorry, Cupcake. I do miss you, but duty calls.
Oh, I wish we'd never found those birth certificates.
What birth certificates?
We buried them in a time capsule and dug them up.
-Turns out Dino's older than me. -What?! No, he isn't.
I have your birth certificates in the store safe.
How fast did you read them?
[all mumbling]
-It was a glance. -I mostly perused.
-Fast. -Oh, c'mon!
These are fake driver's licenses from Fun Town Land.
Don't you remember?
Dino had to pretend he was older to get on the log ride.
[both] Oh... yeah...!
They didn't have a height restriction. It was just age.
-Oh, yeah. What's up with that? -It's a weird place. Wait, so I'm not old?
I don't have to be responsible, boring and work all the time?
No! And you never did!
Oh! Oh, that is a load off!
[sighing] [giggling]
I'm sorry, Cup. I got wrapped up in wanting to be a great older bro,
-just like you are. -It's okay, Dino.
I miss my younger brother. I'm glad he's back.
-Now can we go have some fun? -Yes!!
-Let's play b-b-b-ball! -Yeah!
Um... congrats on being the same age as you were before.
Sneak!
Did he just... did he just steal our plant?
Glad to have you back, Dino. Playing tennis by myself was no fun.
-Ah, tennis, always better with two. -Ta!
[both grunting]
Someone should tell them there's an easier way to play tennis.
Nah. They're having too much fun.
Ah!
[soft R&B music]